You Say My Name Like Words That I Made Up (!!!)

You Say My Name Like Words That I Made Up (!!!)
Every time I meet someone new and tell them my name, they will more often than not demand to know my “real” name. And then I’ll tell them that it is in fact my real name, which I inherited from my (equally hardheaded) maternal grandmother, and it means “princess” and then they’ll be like “fuck you, you pretentious little human!”... Read More