Melania vs Academia: My Thoughts On The Trump Presidency.

Melania vs Academia: My Thoughts On The Trump Presidency.
Full disclosure, I always secretly hoped that Trump would win and now that it’s happened, I’m more convinced than ever that it’s exactly what the Americans need. Now before you freak out and call me evil, I’d like to remind you that Obama, who has undoubtedly been the coolest president ever, couldn’t solve all of America’s problems and by the...Read More

In Defense Of The F Word.

In Defense Of The F Word.
So, the F word. You know the one. Not fire, not fries, and most certainly not friendzone. Theee F word. FUCK!  Why is it a “bad” word? For this #UgBlogWeek,  the theme is freedom of expression and being the person that I am, my first thought is; “Hey, freedom of expression! Go defend your fuck-saying tendencies, child!” And so here I...Read More

You Say My Name Like Words That I Made Up (!!!)

You Say My Name Like Words That I Made Up (!!!)
Every time I meet someone new and tell them my name, they will more often than not demand to know my “real” name. And then I’ll tell them that it is in fact my real name, which I inherited from my (equally hardheaded) maternal grandmother, and it means “princess” and then they’ll be like “fuck you, you pretentious little human!”...Read More

Breaking Up With The Government.

Breaking Up With The Government.
When the first ever presidential debate happened, my housemate hosted a drinking game party that I didn’t attend because 1) I’m slightly anti-social, and 2) Alan Rickman had just passed on and I felt it more important to pay tribute to him by watching the Harry Potter series again, for the umpteenth time. Severus Snape is such an excellent hater...Read More